My Slam Poetry

The bus ride home

IT’S FRIDAY AND IM SO EXCITED!!!
I’m walked down the hall with a huge grin on my face
Well that is up until I reached the door where the big yellow turd sits awaiting for me
This stupid bus has been through more adventures then Flapjack and the Magic School Bus together
And -the AC units that hang sooo low that even I hit my head on them
And the seats with more holes in them then SpongeBob square pants
And when that one person farts….don’t even get me started
I stand in front of those retched doors and think to myself it’s my last ride I CAN do this
As I make my way through the aisles I’m quickly thinking who to sit with? Who to sit with?
"OH!!! OOOOOOO!!!! OOOOO!!!!! He’s kina cute! Ima go sit with him" :D
As the bus pulls off all the convos start up and I hear them all at once
"Dude did you see that fight??"
"And OHMYGOD did you see her outfit, it was sooo last season!!"
"That’s some good stuff"
I turn to that total hottie I sat with and asked him about his week
When he opened his mouth this foul odor came out with his words
His voice was so monotone I just wanted to slap him
Aggravated with him I turned an faced brad looking for a break
He looks at me puts his binoculars up to his face and shouts
"CRIKEY!! THERES A WILD CAREY OVER YOUNER!! ONE BITE FROM THAT AND I’M GONE!! IMA GO POKE IT WITH A STICK!!"
As brad stalks his pray he whips out his pencil and pokes her
Carey yells for brad to stop
He turns to me and says "CRIKEY!! SHES ANGRY!! I THINK IMA POKE HER AGAIN!!"
We were laughing so hard I had to open the window for some fresh air
And that’s when it hit me
I WAS 5 MILES PASSED STOP!!!
Without realizing what I said I told the guy that I sat with if he walked me home I would drive him to his house
With everybody oooo-ing and awww-ing I drug him off the bus
As it pulled away my brain turned itself back on
I stood there for a good 5 minutes looking him up and down
Forgetting how to control my mouth yet again I said
COME ON!!! This is gonna be the longest 5 miles of my life